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September 18, 2014 at 10:24pm
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Reblogged from cyberho

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via dickgrayzon)

10:10pm
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Reblogged from sootandthestars

American: I want to live in the UK.
Asian: I want to live in the UK.
Indian: I want to live in the UK.
African: I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
French: I want to live in the UK.
Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
British: wat
Irish: feckin' English bastards

10:06pm
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Reblogged from klefable
klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

(via heliolisk)

10:05pm
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Reblogged from wifis-lildevil

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

(via parkingstrange)

7:38pm
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Reblogged from dontbeanassbutt

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via terre-noire)

7:32pm
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Reblogged from heartbreakur

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

image

when i try to take a picture:

image

(via kayotic0rder)

7:32pm
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Reblogged from sizvideos

(Source: sizvideos, via kayotic0rder)

7:23pm
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Reblogged from rubyreed

Anonymous said: At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

7:21pm
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Reblogged from piensosinpensar

(Source: piensosinpensar, via greed)

6:24pm
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Reblogged from rhydonmyhardon

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via stand)