I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
(Source: randallfthegrey, via shouldnt)
Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.
The future is now
Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.
(Source: ayoson, via aggressivelyshipswhouffle)
son your father is black
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
(Source: terrakion, via thesassycat)
go on anon and tell me im cute :-)
(Source: croqs, via shouldnt)
do you ever read a fic that is so much better than the actual canon that you get angry